GoronCity is broken up into 4 different gay groups depending on how homosexual you are/how long you've been with us.



•Elders of the Round Table• (Heads)


z0mby[Admiral] - Overlord ruler and main faggot in charge, makes the fag-tastic videos for your viewing pleasure. Have any complaints regarding GoronCity?  Blame him.

holmes[dick-tator] - Second in command for the city and also kept the irc channels clear of faggotry with his unregulated random bans. Though known to step into the magical land of counter-forces to aggravate villians and save some damsels in distress on occasion, this once top of the line ESEA destroyer is now a homosexual who now trolls kiddies in WoW.

THEdroop[legit] - Webmaster who made the site for free, so i guess he's cool? And i guess he likes weed? Though i can't deny he's supplied some laughs and spread our name throughout pubs and scrims. And for that we salute you. Broski.


•PowerFul Wizards IRL• (Veterans)


Bitter[PowerFul_Wizard_IRL] - Ex-JAPS and M-Inc who's also an e-zombie that tends to not come online for weeks at a time(presumably doing college things), and best described as for sure gay. He also loves to carress little boy's legs while rampaging through cs with his speed h4x and aim b00tz. He delivers lulz, so i GUESS he's not THAT bad.

partyhat[e-Pirate] - Proffesional graphic designer, and a real cutie, Gorons in da h00d anybody? Too bad he's also a niglet.

Shifty[crumpit] - Owner of thec0re.net, Shifty has been around for a while, popping up here there and everywhere. He likes tea and crumpets and is our token british pervert.


•Submarine Sinking Squad• (Older/Trusted)


nax[sTEVEEEEEE] - Steve.. What can be said about our beloved irl friend steve. Wasn't steve the reason everyone got back into WoW and our campaign across ESEA came to a screeching halt? Oh it was? Nice job STEVE. He also likes to report dozens of people in WoW and get them all banned and pissed at him. I think that's kinda funny. lol.

tcs[e-thug] - Talks shit to everyone for no real apparent reason. If you got him as a ringer, you'll soon regret it.


•Weenie Johnsons• (Newer/Retired)


hunterbrute224[Seth] - Door blocking, mic spamming, team killing, ghosting, gay, faggot ass, niggerific, son of a BITCH. He's also a proud black woman whose fighting for equal rights and hates her massah.
    
e0nz[obnoxious] - e0nz is about as annoying and troll like as it comes. He's also sort of a spic but not really, but he really is. So i guess that only makes him worse. I guess.

Th0ughts[gramrar_policez] - Th0ughts likes to spend his time frolicking through the forests and having tea parties with his grandmother. He also spells every word he ever types in the absolute most perfect english you can imagine. What a nerd.

dustball[dealer] - Alex is a supreme faggot whose banned from CAL for 20 years for distributing hacks like a ghetto niglet selling crack. What a G.

jtraiN[Choo_Choo_Train] - jtraiN runnin' trains on dem hoez ingame lolwut.

CuddlyBear[Jedi_Master] - The infamous faggot who roams the lands of StarWars Galaxies looking for unsuspecting victims to trap in his space ship, only to block off the escape pod. The victim, left helpless, must give up their gold and dignity to the pink naked wookie. I find that funny. lol.

pliskin[ogre] - Was killed by a driveby molestation incident, and not much was known about him, legend has it he made the first ever goron video, but it's also said that he would sniff his sister's panties, what     a weird-o!

Shardeek[that_creepy_guy] - Tecknoe's best friend irl who didn't do much for the city, but i guess he deserves to be on here because... Wait, why is he on here again??

tecknoe[blackest_man_in_america]- Matt, known also as the blackest man in America(even though he's a white canadian, i know, wtf?) Mattew once patrolled the lands of ESEA for bitches breaking laws on shardeek's accounts so his wouldn't get banned, but now he plays WoW, or EQ, or something gay like that.

niblets[faggot] - This NJ dwelling child who was abused and hated by his parents liked to spend his vent time arguing with steve. Does he have ears? Who knows. Rumor has it he got an ugly girlfriend and that's why doesn't come onto his computer anymore. I say bullshit and his parent's killed him. But that's just me.

caliban[h4x] - Went back to playing games forserious. Was cool though. We all know you cheat too, you hacking sunuvabeezy.